michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl)

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

image

(Source: lysistratas-moved)

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

(Source: itskylestyle)